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These must be the corniest chat up lines ever lol, I wonder if men still use them and if they do, do they get them the result they’re after…….

  • Is that the sun coming up, or is that just you lighting up my world?
  • I tripped on a kiss and fell in love with you.
  • You’re so hot, you’re making my beer warm.
  • Your lips look so lonely, Would they like to meet mine?
  • I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.
  • Do you carry another weapon with you besides your eyes?
  • I hope there’s a fireman around, cause you’re smokin’!
  • Are we in Lord of The Rings? cause I swear your my precious…
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
  • Are your legs tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.

Answers on a postcard please…

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